emm boring jew duk umh ari cuti begini...x tau wat per...nk jln2 pun mls n penat jew...rutin harian gosok bj keje n tgk tv jer....hehehe gemukkan bdn jer...emm selalu jer p mj..bkn michael jackson tp msjd jamek..hehehe..biasalah syurga tmpt tudung n pakaian...mmg mata rambang klu tgk...semuanyer nk beli...

stress kat tmpt keje

salam semua...sori dah lame x chat n bukak blog nie.....

emm nak citre skit...bg yg pggl adik tu,adik dah keje kat kl...emm tmpt dia rahsialah...hehehe(klu nk blh ctc adik jew)
emm ari2 p keje(dlm ati mls nk p sbb pg2 dah kne bgn jgk)...rutin harian same jew tp best ade kwn2 yg br n semua sporting gilew...keje pun x byk n duduk jew(tu yg brt bdn naik jew tp jgn slh anggap keje ape ye..heheh)..comel gitu
mcm2 lyn kerenah customer n ari2 menghadap skrin...hehehe mata pun nk kabur tp kdg2 ati pun sakit sbb kne mrh ...tp nk wat mcm ner lumrah keje...
untuk k.bang,yana n k.yan,igtlah adikmu nie...hheeh

salam untuk semua..

emm bape mggu nie rasa bosan n mengntk jer..huhu
emm mcm nerlah kwn2 ku skrg??
hepy or sdh ms praktikal nie...hehhehe

emm aku nak luahkan sesuatulah.....

aku nie pendiam orgnyer tp biasa2 jer....emm aku nak citer yg aku x ske dgn pompuan sorng nie....aku mmg x ske dgn perangai dia tu....gedik jer...fkr mcm bgs sgtlah...ek eleh p cerminlah muke sendri...benci aku tgk...aku rasa nak tmpr jer dia tp aku sbr jelah...

yg rpt dgn aku akn tau sape yg aku benci...emmm...bile 2 jer ske jer ckp dkt blkng n pndng2 plak 2...nak jer korek bj mata dia tu....org berborak pun ske nak mencelah...menyibuk jer...lak 2 hipokrit sgt2...emm ske perasan sndiri...hahahah

aku x akn lupe ape yg dia wat aku dulu ms sem 3....wlupun aku baik dpn dia n aku x nak tunjk ape....lbh baik diam jer...ati aku skit sgt bila dia ckp mcm 2...pdn muke bila aku x maafkan dia ms 2,sape srh cr psl dgn aku...2 lah akibat org ckp sdp mlt jer...fkrlah dulu sblm nak ckp...emmm dia ade bgtau kwn aku yg aku nie keras hati n ego....wah wah wah...ske nyer dia ckp mcm 2...bile wat mcm 2..dia nangis plak...tau pun...bf dia pun same...fkr hensemlah muke 2...eeee sshnyer ckp dgn org perasan nie...wek wek wek

aku mmg jns mcm 2..klu org wat mcm 2 n aku akn wat mcm 2...aku dah lame maafkan dia...tp ati aku ssh nak maafkan dia sbb wat mcm 2...aku akn igt ape yg dia wat kat aku smpi bila2....

untk kwn2 ku,pilihlah kwn yg btul2 blh dipercyai....jgn jd mcm pengalaman aku nie...

Pantun Muncung

Pantun Muncung… . (lebih molek dibaca di hadapan cermin… pastikan mu membacanya dengan gaya dan intonasi yang betul… jangan nak tipu aaa… )

Du’u tugu kucung burluru,
Munu nuk sumu su kucung bulung,
Du’u tugu buluh ku
Munu nuk sumu cuk uduk surung.

Gunung du’uk burcubung tugu,
Huncur budun du kundung tunuh,
Budu yung bu’uk dukunung jugu,
Du’u tugu kucung burluru.

Bu’uh cumpuduk du luur pugur
Umbul guluh tulung julukkun,
Humbu buduk buru burlujur,
Kulu suluh tulung tunjukkun.

Pusung umus dubuwu burluyur
Musuk subujuk du utus putu,
Hutung umus buluh dubuyur,
Hutung budu du buwu mutu…

Suku’un turumu kusuh…

LaWaK JeNaKa

Teka-teki.....

1. "Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga... ."

Jawapannya kerana :kerana kalau kawin satu isONE,kalau kawin dua isTWO,kalau kawin

tiga barulah isTERI... ..

2. SENYUM pada orang tua tanda sayang.SENYUM pada kanak-kanak tanda kasih.SENYUM pada kekasih tanda cinta.SENYUM depan telefon tanda gila,masih SENYUM lagi... memang sah GILA!

3. " Manusia jatuh CinTa??Tak heran... "Kuda makan RuMpuT?? Tak aneh...MONYET pandai picit TETIKUS?? HEBAT!!!! ( MOUSE )MASIH PICIT??LUAR BIASA!!!!

4. "Cinta..ibarat kentut... "makin dipendam makin gelisah...bila di lepaskan ... ... .ahhhhhhh lega rasanya... ... .

5.Aku terpaku dek renungan matamu,hatiku tertanya-tanya, BENARKAH ini?nafas ku tertahan, kau tunduk SEGAN..lalu ku bertanya, "kau..kentutkan?"

6. "... bila hidupmu dlm kegelapan, "maka berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa, jika kegelapan masih mengelilingimu maka bayarlah bil letrik yang tertunggak tu!!

HiStOrY Of mElAkA

The land of Sultans, its strategic position in the Straits of Melaka, the city became the largest harbour in South-East Asia in the 15th century. Half way between China and India and within easy access of the spice-islands, Indonesia, it became the chief port for merchants trading.

By the early 1400’s, the original Malay inhabitants had Chinese settlers living amongst them. The Chinese that came to the country during this period became known as Babas and Nyonyas or ‘Straits Chinese’ Malays. Islam became the states religion in the 1400’s and Melaka itself became the centre of the religion throughout region. The Melaka sultans ruled the greatest empire in Malaysian history and the Malay language became the trading language in South-east Asia.

By the 1500’s the Portuguese arrived seeking trade in the spice-islands and China. A battle ensued and in 1511 the Portuguese overthrew Melaka and the sultan fled to Johor. In 1641 the Dutch launched an attack on the city and it passed into their hands. The Dutch built many fine buildings and churches, which can still be seen today. Like the Portuguese, the Dutch only rules the area for about 150 years.

In 1795 when the French occupied Holland, the British, who were allies of France, took over Melaka’s administration.Melaka, together with Singapore and Penang formed the Straits Settlements, the three British territories. However Melaka was soon superseded by Singapore’s growing opulence and commercial importance and once again became the quiet backwater one sees today.

MeLaKa cUlTuRe

Melaka is a land of many sights and attractions, rich in color and contrasts. Her multi-racial populations lives and works in harmony as one people, yet preserving at al times the traditions and cultures unique to each race.Melaka's fascinating cultures are strongly evident everywhere one goes. From the typical roadside stall to the royal palace, the rich heritage of Melaka's cultural traits continue to influence the lives of the people here.The colorful cultural aspects are evident in the games people play, in the exotic food they prepare, in the many art forms and pastimes, in the glorious festivals that are reverently look forward to and indeed in the many facets of their lifestyles.

Martial Arts

In Melaka, there's a various type of martial arts. The Malays with the Silat, Wushu of the Chinese and Silambam for the Indians. Some other martial arts found in Melaka are such as Tae Kwan Do and Karate Do.

Silat

Silat is the Malay art of self-defence. This fascinating Malay sport is also a dance form. In this art of self- defence, the practitioner also develops a spiritual strength according to the tenets of Islam. There are many silat groups in Melaka. Silat demonstrations are held during weddings, national celebrations and of course during silat competitions.

Dondang Sayang

Dondang Sayang were traditionally sung for centuries and are still popular as a mode of entertainment. Pantuns or quatrains sung in Dondang Sayang is unique and unlike any other performing arts. Pantuns are in reality quatrains in which the first and the third, second and fourth lines rhyme and often possess a pleasing assonance. The singers take turns to match and rebutt each other's pantuns. The versatile singers with their spontaneous and impromptu cajoles and rebuttals sometimes get carried away into the wee hours of the morning. The musical instruments that accompanied the Dondang Sayang consists of a violin, rebana and gong and sometimes the accordian too. The origin of Dondang Sayang is said to be from Melaka. The Dondang Sayang is not only popular amongst the Malays but is also indulged by the Babas and Nyonyas, Chittys and Portuguese-Eurasians of Melaka which became the popular traditional song and music of Melaka. In some Dondang Sayang performances, men and women dance to the music.

PlAcEs oF InTeReSt

Melaka Town is roughly divided into two parts by the south flowing Melaka River. The North-western part around Jln. Hang Jebat and Jln. Hang Kasturi is chock-a-block with old culturally rich buildings in narrow roads. On the southern bank of the River in the vicinity of Jln. Kota stand most of the preserved historical ruins left by past European administrator

A Famosa

The hallmark of Melaka, was built by the Portuguese in 1511 as a fortress.It sustained severe structural damage during the Dutch invasion. The Dutch had set to destroy it, but the timely intervention by Sir Stanford Raffles in 1808 saved what remains of A' Famosa today.The StadthuysBuilt in 1650 as the official residence of the Dutch governors it is a fine example of Dutch architecture preserved in its original structure and form. Believed to be the oldest Dutch building in the east, it now houses the historic museum and ethnography museum which has displays and detailed explanations of Melaka’s history, local culture and traditions.

Dutch Graveyard

A war memorial dedicated to British officers and soldiers who died in the Naning War (1831-32).This graveyard was first used at the last quarter of the 17th century. Presently, 5 Dutch and 33 British graves are sited within its compound. This cemetery was used in two stages that is between 1670-1682 and later between 1818-1838.The grave that attracts the attention of most visitors is the one that has a tall column on it where two army officers were killed during the Naning War (1831-1832)

Portuguese Square

“Mini Lisbon” located within the Portuguese settlement, the square is the culmination of Portuguese culture and colour.

Tranquerah Mosque

Architecturally unique it bears the tomb of Sultan Hussain of Johore in it's compound. He was the ruler who signed the cession of Singapore with Sir Stamford Raffles in 1819.

Kampung Hulu Mosque

Built in 1728, it is the oldest mosque still remaining within the designated area. It represents a typical Malaccan mosque architecture having a square base with three-tierd roof along with a pagoda like minaret. This type of mosque architecture is unique to the state of Malacca here it displays influences of the Malay, Indian, Chinese and Arabic elements. The main building roof form is of early temple form with Chinese detailing and decoration.

Kampung Keling Mosque

One of the oldest mosques in the country with Sumatran architectural features. It has a three-tiered roof rising like a pyramid and a minaret peculiar in shape from a typical Moorish style, is structured like a pagoda portraying a mixture of East-Westarchitectural influence.

Christ Church

Standing exactly as it has always been since 1753, it was built by the Dutch with pink bricks brought out from Zeeland in Holland and faced with local laterite it has ceiling beams constructed without joints. It has handmade pews, Brass Bible, tombstone written in Armenian and “Last Supper” in glazed tiles.Location: Jln. Gereja.

St. Peter’s Church

The only church in Malaysia with a life-size alabaster statue of the dead Lord before the Resurrection. It was built by the Portuguese in 1710 it has an architectural style blending to that of Oriental and Occident.Location: Jln. Bendahara.St. John’s FortRebuilt by the Dutch during the third quarter of the 18th century, it was once a private Portuguese dedicated to St. John the Baptist. Situated on a hilltop to the east of town, its interesting feature is that its gun embrasures face inland.Location: Junction of Jln. Ujung Pasir and Jln. Senjuang.